FREQUENTLY ASKED [QUESTIONS]

Q: WHAT IS SPAMTON GOLD™?

A: THE ONLY CURRENCY THAT MATTERS IN [[CYBER WORLD]] OR YOURS!

Q: IS IT LEGALLY RECOGNIZED?

A: [[NO COMMENT. PLEASE CONSULT A LICENSED KROMER ATTORNEY]]

Q: HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?

A: JUST 9999 KROMER (OR YOUR [[SOUL]])!!!

Q: WHY IS MY COMPUTER SCREAMING?

A: IT'S CELEBRATING YOUR [[BIG SHOT]] STATUS!

Q: I CLICKED BUY AND NOTHING HAPPENED?

A: TOO LATE!!! THE DEAL [[EXPIRED]]!!!